Wednesday, August 14, 2013

The Devil and Sam Walton


A man looks in the abyss...  


So, I sold something to that company in Arkansas, yesterday.
That's right; I've crawled through the belly of the beast.

I  wonder why the doomsday preachers never fixed on Sam as the Antichrist.

Who better?

Revelation 13:16-17

King James Version (KJV)
16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:
17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

I mean, it's all right there,
just as plain as that red thing on Gorbachev's face.
(He made a pretty good Antichrist candidate in his time, too...)

There's no soul over there in Arkansas.  It's just a great, black abyss.

Sam ain't dead; he's just bidin' his time...

Where's Hal Holbrook when you need him? The Abyss